I was back to see the physician  (the one who left his signature on my hind end).  He explained that this wasn’t actually his name, but instructions on which side to give me the shot.  This shot was for the last injection of the series for back pain I’ve been experiencing.

Had I been smart enough I would have had Wayne write him a little note, just for him, penned on my derriere: a smiley face, perhaps an arrow pointing in the right direction or, better yet, a note telling him...THE END IS NEAR.