The other day I asked Wayne if he would take on a project for me.   (I needed him to wind some yarn for me--he's always so helpful at doing this.)   Wayne  was a bit distracted playing his computer game, but he said he would do the good deed.  He took it from me and set it aside.  When I returned at the end of the day, the yarn was still not wound, but the sweater I had been working on the last day or so was totally unraveled and off the needles!*#@!  Four to five inches of circular knitting was gone, wound up into a beautiful skein of yarn.  I was beyond speechless.

There is a lesson in this, and I have learned it well.  Do not discuss honey-do's with honey when honey is on the computer.   Believe it or not, Wayne and I are still speaking to each other!